Lute jokes

The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation.

Roses are red. Lemons are sour. Open your legs, so I can devour.

Little Johnny walked into the bathroom while his dad was taking a dump. As soon as Little Johnny walked in, his dad let out a big FART! Little Johnny said, “WHAT WAS THAT?” His dad said, “That was the sound of the north wind.” The next day his teacher asked the class, “What’s the direction of the north wind?” Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher called on him and he said, “TEACH IT’S MY DADDY’S BOOTY!”

My best friend got ligma. (Ah, did he? Sorry bro.) LIGMA BALLS!

If I had a garden, I would put your tulips against my tulips... 🌷