Loving Cup jokes
Crush: "How much do you love me?"
Me: "Well, look at the stars outside."
Crush: "But it's morning."
Me: "Exactly."
Girl: How much do you love me?
Me: Count the stars in the sky.
Girl: Aww, it's infinite!
Me: No, just a waste of time.
I love you like my cuts.
Deeply.
I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
A good woman is like a good cup of coffee, especially when it’s strong and hot with a little bit of cream in it.
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I just had a lovely cup of tea when i got home from the gym today haha lol