Loving Cup jokes

Crush: "How much do you love me?"

Me: "Well, look at the stars outside."

Crush: "But it's morning."

Me: "Exactly."

Girl: How much do you love me?

Me: Count the stars in the sky.

Girl: Aww, it's infinite!

Me: No, just a waste of time.

I love you like my cuts.

Deeply.

I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

A good woman is like a good cup of coffee, especially when it’s strong and hot with a little bit of cream in it.