Loving Cup jokes

Girl: How much do you love me?

Me: Count the stars in the sky.

Girl: Aww, it's infinite!

Me: No, just a waste of time.

I love you like my cuts.

Deeply.

My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day:

Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.

I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?

Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)