Lovely Cup of Tea After Gym

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*leaf water

cuppa leaf water

u have my second cup of coffee

*i

not u

its delicious

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

my legs are dead as fuck

i did legs today and now my legs are tired

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

my legs are dead as fuck

tell them to come back to life πŸ’β€β™€οΈ

mal

tell them to come back to life πŸ’β€β™€οΈ

LOL okidoke

lmao

thats hella disrespectful

bark to assert dominance

like i mean i did make them run on treadmills about 50 times and do biceps like 2 times but

assert dominance.

they still dont have reason to be rude to me like that

if they get out of line you bark at them

thats what i always do

then you bite the dog back

assert dominance

if a shark eats your arm you eat its baby

prioritize dominance over all else.

yes im mal

im just dominant mal/

ive switched to a lifestyle of dominance

i drink gasoline for breakfast

i have an american flag blanket

i swear trump tshirts

i have a pet bald eagle that i tamed myself

i drink beer instead of water

im dominant mal.

😭

i j look like a basic 17 year old girl

ppl usually think im younger cus im short

ohh nice lmao

im 5'2

did you know jake is 10 feet tall

theres this kid in the youngest year at my school and shes TINYY

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

theres this kid in the youngest year at my school and shes TINYY

daaaamn

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

HUH

lmao

im jk

mal

im jk

or maybe im not

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

i got to get outta swimming today hehe

oooo funnn

yeah jakes a giant smh

ooo shiver me timbers i just got a blast of cold air from nowhere

woahhh

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

oop

yeah its kinda freaky but its ok

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

im freeezingggg

noooo

thers this RLLY tall kid in my year and hes taller than doorframes

daaamn

my dads taller than doorframes lmao

but jakes taller than everyone

my dads 6'11 😭

not as crazy as 10 feet

COME FIGHT ME I HAVE MOUNTAIN DEW IN MY VEINS

gotta squish them opps fr

uh oh

jakes gonna squish me lmao

I'LL CRADLE YOU IN MY MASSIVE ARMS LIKE A SMALL DOVE

sure sure sure

jakes gonna get up to drink water at 1 am and crush me cus its too dark

Cosmo the Intern

images of the shoter just got released

We don't care

spookSymphony

I AM LIKE A MOTHER BIRD

ok mother bird

Please keep the politics in the other post, Opal and Cosmo

guys keep the debates in the other chat por favor

spookSymphony

Please keep the politics in the other post, Opal and Cosmo

I'm asking him to keep it out?

No, you're saying you don't care, which has rude connotations

The "we don't care" was to say move to a different post

spookSymphony

Other chat please and thanks!

Jake when's matt making you mod again

por favor everyone

jake hows the weather up there

You both can have your pointless arguments but please don't infect this post with them :D

mal

jake hows the weather up there

It's IMMACULATE

spookSymphony

You both can have your pointless arguments but please don't infect this post with them :D

You can't fight the Homestuck though

i bet you drink them

spookSymphony

You both can have your pointless arguments but please don't infect this post with them :D

yeah dont ruin my cup of tea gym post :)

mal

i bet you drink them

What would clouds taste like

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

yeah dont ruin my cup of tea gym post :)

i already ruined it with my dominance

spookSymphony

I CAN SMELL THE CLOUDS

oh! lovely! what do they smell like

opal 😿

What would clouds taste like

rain water

mal

i already ruined it with my dominance

Are you the Dom in the relationship

opal 😿

Are you the Dom in the relationship

i would be is jake wasnt twice my size smhsmh

fucking 10 footer

mal

i already ruined it with my dominance

All about energy all about power we stay hungry we devour

spookSymphony

I AM MASSIVE

You know what else is massive?

hes 10 feet tall

opal 😿

He's 5'7 btw

IM NEARLY AS TALL AS HIM

LOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW TAPER FADE

im 5'2

PERIOD

spookSymphony

I'M NOT 5'7" MOTHERFUCKERS

mhmmm thats what someone who is 5'7 would say

Why is this girl in my class staring me down

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

mhmmm thats what someone who is 5'7 would say

FALSE

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

mhmmm thats what someone who is 5'7 would say

its also smth someone who is 10' would say

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

idk lol

i finished skl 2 hours ago and left the bulding 1 hr ago

mal

its also smth someone who is 10' would say

mhmmmm yh definelty

the height revs going crazy rn

making me feel short

AND THEN CRUSHED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT

NOT-SO-BOOYEAH

i think my mum is making beans on toast yummy

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

i think my mum is making beans on toast yummy

NOT YUMMY

mal

AND THEN CRUSHED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT

NOT GONNA HAPPEN

spookSymphony

NOT GONNA HAPPEN

mhm mhm

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

i smell beans

i smell pennies.

spookSymphony

I smell penis

ofc you do

yes immediately

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

im not having benas on toast :(

benas

penis

thats jakes favorite food

lmao

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JAKE.

HELL NO

mal

thats jakes favorite food

wait i read word not food

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YOU FUCKING 10 FEET TALL GAY ASS MAMMOTH MAN CHILD

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spookSymphony

never said that

okay mammoth man

spookSymphony

IM NOT GAY

thats what someone who is gay would say

Welp I gotta get to class, see ya everyone!!!

cyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa <3

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whatd that say.

nothing bye hehehehehehe I love you!!! :DDDD

im moving to alaska if you dont tell me jake/

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Byeeee

why are you saying bye to me 😭

mal

im moving to alaska if you dont tell me jake/

oh no not alaska thats not nice

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

oh no not alaska thats not nice

it borders... (russia) !!!

in winter you can walk across the border from alaska into russia

oop

deserved

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

and did the n.a.z.i salute to each other

Bro once this dummy in my class did the same thing and smiled afterwards

help i relaised im doing so much sports this year

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I love curry

samee

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

help i relaised im doing so much sports this year

monday - netball tuesday - gym wednesday - gym thursday - rotating between football and gym

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

monday - netball tuesday - gym wednesday - gym thursday - rotating between football and gym

So friday is the only acception?

damn

yeah

i miss sports

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

we are learning about why it is so big

twss

spookSymphony

twss

BAHAHAHAHAHHS

im busy asserting dominance

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BOO

ahhh you scared me

mal

im busy asserting dominance

busy asking me if I'd love you if you were the size of a peanut

spookSymphony

busy asking me if I'd love you if you were the size of a peanut

thats very dominating of me

i gotta ask the important questions

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

most dominating thing IVE ever heard :)

you haven't seen freaky non-submissive wade then

idc how much money you have or how tall you are i just need to make sure youd still love me if i somehow shrunk

my goodness that boy could assert himself in ways I never would've imagined

mal

idc how much money you have or how tall you are i just need to make sure youd still love me if i somehow shrunk

Absolutely, I'd love you no matter what

spookSymphony

you haven't seen freaky non-submissive wade then

ik you have smh

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

ik you have smh

unfortunately yes

"unfortunately"

spookSymphony

Absolutely, I'd love you no matter what

perfect

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

wait what does non submissive mean

dominant

wow uk that is so insanely helpful lmao

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It meams non submissive

WOAH so helpful

the prefix non- before a word basically means NOT

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

underpants

captain underpants

jake you cant even be talking

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mal

jake you cant even be talking

IM NOT GAY

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no im not

weve discussed this

youre using me cus you dont want people to think youre gay

yeah i just used my big fat beautiful brain to figure it out

so my brain isnt big fat or beautiful ☹️

mal

so my brain isnt big fat or beautiful ☹️

your brain IS big fat and beautiful ignore jake smh

tytyty queen

its very pink and not smooth

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Jake look at what you made mal think

literally heartbroken over here

Your brain probably looks like a glorious pink raisin

spookSymphony

Your brain probably looks like a glorious pink raisin

should i be offended or flattered

spookSymphony

massive

like my brothers forehead

okok lmao

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Jake just called mal raisin-brained.

LOL

dont say it

jakes gonna go crazy

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mal

jakes gonna go crazy

i told you

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he cant control himself

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hes prolly drooling rn

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lmaoooo

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Who could when thinking about dicks?

smh

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Who could when thinking about dicks?

non-gay men

did yall know im actually not 5'2

help im sat on my bedroom floow eating curry over my laptop and my phone wtf is wrong with me

spookSymphony

^^^

muahahahaha

spookSymphony

insert poo key to select yo floop

wha

JAKERS

i restored the comment

muahahahahaha

am i right

or am i right

Reminds me of how my psych teacher conditioned us to salivate upon hearing the word "pavlov"

jake stop drooling

thats weird

drooling is weird jake

thats weird

jake its rlly weird

stop drooling

hes like a dog

keep your spit in your mouth jake

cmon jake

close your mouth

its rlly weird jake

mal

keep your spit in your mouth jake

IT'S GOING DOWN MY THROAT

prolly cus wades pushing it down

im so funny muahahaha

jake im so funny

im hilarious

im so funny

hahaha

ha

hahaha

hahahhaha

mal

prolly cus wades pushing it down

humor

right there

hahahaha

hahaha

jake wouldnt you like to know what i said

hahaha

haha

ha

well too bad

i will not submit to such gooberness

i must respect my dominant lifestyle.

spookSymphony

fine I'm going to wade

case in point

prolly licks up his drool

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He treats you like a good dog doesnt he?

THATSWILD

mal

prolly licks up his drool

I keep missing them 😭

muahahhaa

ill restore

cus you deserve to know how funny and amazing i am

mal

prolly cus wades pushing it down

^

idek what to say to this conversation anymore-

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

i am not a kid

you are a child

im a kid too

im a minor

jake youre in love with a minor

weirdo

mal

jake youre in love with a minor

okay well

"not in lust"

lmfao

thats prolly my favorite thing ever

its so funny

mal

thats prolly my favorite thing ever

^^^

reading comprehension my love

cus its cute.

10 foot tall mammoth man

love you too

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Think about ASSHLEY

NOOOOOOOOOOOO THERE SHE GOES

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

wtf did i do to my eyelid

magic

LIKE IVE NEVER BEEN ALONE

LIKE IVE HAD IT ALL ALONG

AND EVERY TIME I GO AWAY I HATE THAT ITS A DAY

THAT ILL NEVER SEE YOUR FACE

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

like it hurts to blink-

182

IM LOST IN OUTER SPACE

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

like it hurts to blink-

you probably either got an eyelash in there or tore the first layer of your cornea

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Even your eyelids are trying to cover your sight from jakes droling

my eyelids cannot be closed rn-

AND WHEN IM LOOKIN DOWN BELOW

OH THERE SHE GOES

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

whats that

blink-182

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

help my eyelashes are hurting my eyelid

theyre just too long and gorgeous smh

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Another funny number perhaps?

69 429 67

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Another funny number perhaps?

67,69 and 41 are all the funny numbers ik

like

the new 67

or sum dumb shit

67 is only funny now cus no one understand how its still a thing

mal

67 is only funny now cus no one understand how its still a thing

like hawk tuah

spookSymphony

like hawk tuah

omg fr

spookSymphony

how did that survive so long

it like the fuckin fidget spinner bro how did that go on for so long

el this is why you shouldn't have unrestricted internet access

mal

it like the fuckin fidget spinner bro how did that go on for so long

OK FIDGET SPINNERS WERE COOL THOUGH

but a hole can of some stuff of meat on to a wrap and wrap it up and eat it

spookSymphony

el this is why you shouldn't have unrestricted internet access

oh not that kinda stuff

spookSymphony

OK FIDGET SPINNERS WERE COOL THOUGH

they were cool but then became a meme for MONTHS

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

but it wasnt normal meat

twss

spookSymphony

twss

more like twjs

mal

more like twjs

my name isn't jake so ha

spookSymphony

lmao is that the kid who made the pokemon go song

yes 😭

i play pokemon go every dayyy

i play pokemon goooo

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Canned ham?

no no lemme see if i can get a pi c

bro i miss vines

they were the best

like ill quote them at work and the kids dont know what im saying and its so sad

mal

like ill quote them at work and the kids dont know what im saying and its so sad

πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”

road work ahead?

uh yeah

i sure hope it does

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

no no lemme see if i can get a pi c

its an avocado!!!

thaaaanks

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
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lmao I know those kind of beans

spookSymphony

lmao I know those kind of beans

it wasnt beans-

stop the guy who did the recorders in his nose

For you brits there's more ways to eat beans than on fucking toast

one of my favorite vines

mal

stop the guy who did the recorders in his nose

lmaoooo

dont mind me im just watching all my old favorite vines rn

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
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yeah that's just refried beans

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Aint putting that on my toast

you wouldnt

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Aint putting that on my toast

frr

You'd eat it as a side or in a burrito or smth

You guys have clearly never had fresh beans and it shows

Real beans come in bags, uncooked, and you boil them and season them

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Baked beansπŸ”›πŸ”

bbq baked beans are peak

spookSymphony

Real beans come in bags, uncooked, and you boil them and season them

real british beans are BAKED beans

spookSymphony

bbq baked beans are peak

ew no worst thing ever

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

real british beans are BAKED beans

well there's OTHER kinds of beans

spookSymphony

well there's OTHER kinds of beans

yes i know, i like those purple ones

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

yes i know, i like those purple ones

which ones

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Bro i know about red and black ones too

kidney beans, I presume?

spookSymphony

I think you mean black beans

yes yes yes

spookSymphony

kidney beans, I presume?

oooo kidney beans too

excuse me.

A good chili typically has pinto, kidney, and/or black beans

i

fucking

LOVE

chili

spookSymphony

A good chili typically has pinto, kidney, and/or black beans

no chilli no beans

NO BUT THAT SOUNDS SO YUMMERS

spookSymphony

A good chili typically has pinto, kidney, and/or black beans

Bro i saw a tiktok where some american was told to try baked beans for the first time and she didnt have any baked beans so she used kidney beans instead and said the taste "sucked"

stop im binging vines

theyre so good

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Bro i saw a tiktok where some american was told to try baked beans for the first time and she didnt have any baked beans so she used kidney beans instead and said the taste "sucked"

americans

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Bro i saw a tiktok where some american was told to try baked beans for the first time and she didnt have any baked beans so she used kidney beans instead and said the taste "sucked"

A british tiktoker covered a video about it too

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Bro i saw a tiktok where some american was told to try baked beans for the first time and she didnt have any baked beans so she used kidney beans instead and said the taste "sucked"

smh stupid american ppl (no offence to yall)

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A british tiktoker covered a video about it too

THAT ETHAN GUY??? I WATCH HIM

british cuisine is objectively bad though im so sorry

like there's so much other food in the world

spookSymphony

british cuisine is objectively bad though im so sorry

nuh uh

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YES HIM

YES YES YYES HES SO FUNNY

spookSymphony

and flavorful

our chippy chips are delicious and flavourful. and so are out meat and potato pies

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FOR REALLL I ALWAYS LAUGH AT HIS VIDEOS

YES AHAHAHA

spookSymphony
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that is NOT a normal mela smh smg

spookSymphony
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1st one yuck i hate fish and mushy peas, 2nd one yum

AND IN ITALY THAT WOULD GET YOU BURNED AT THE STAKE

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Jake is probably laughing his ass off

more like laughing wades ass off

mal

more like laughing wades ass off

nuh uh

British food includes classic dishes like Fish and Chips, the Full English Breakfast, and various Pies such as Steak and Kidney Pie. You can also find dishes like Bangers and Mash, Toad in the Hole, and regional specialties like Haggis (Scotland) and Laverbread (Wales). Sweets include Trifle, Scones, and Sticky Toffee Pudding. Iconic British Dishes Fish and Chips: A classic dish of deep-fried fish and thick-cut chips, often served with mushy peas. Full English Breakfast: A hearty meal featuring bacon, sausages, eggs, beans, mushrooms, and black pudding. Roast Dinner: A Sunday tradition with roast beef or chicken, Yorkshire pudding, potatoes, and vegetables. Shepherd's Pie / Cottage Pie: Minced lamb (Shepherd's) or beef (Cottage) topped with mashed potatoes.

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

British food includes classic dishes like Fish and Chips, the Full English Breakfast, and various Pies such as Steak and Kidney Pie. You can also find dishes like Bangers and Mash, Toad in the Hole, and regional specialties like Haggis (Scotland) and Laverbread (Wales). Sweets include Trifle, Scones, and Sticky Toffee Pudding. Iconic British Dishes Fish and Chips: A classic dish of deep-fried fish and thick-cut chips, often served with mushy peas. Full English Breakfast: A hearty meal featuring bacon, sausages, eggs, beans, mushrooms, and black pudding. Roast Dinner: A Sunday tradition with roast beef or chicken, Yorkshire pudding, potatoes, and vegetables. Shepherd's Pie / Cottage Pie: Minced lamb (Shepherd's) or beef (Cottage) topped with mashed potatoes.

What the gpt

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What the gpt

ai overview

spookSymphony

HAGGIS IS FUCKING SICK

ew what the freak

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

ew what the freak

YEAH I SAID IT

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What the overview

lol

spookSymphony

I THINK HAGGIS IS COOL

unlike you smh

IT'S MORE INTERESTING THAN FUCKING BEANS ON TOAST

spookSymphony

IT'S MORE INTERESTING THAN FUCKING BEANS ON TOAST

nuh uh

spookSymphony

YOUR FOOD SUCKS BALLS

seems like yall got smth in common

you americans cant talk shit about our food when i lit cant think of a single food that america is known for except for SWEETS (candy)

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You cant bash our food if you eat that

I don't EAT it but I appreciate the TRADITIONS AND CULTURE AND PROWESS REQUIRED TO PREPARE IT

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

you americans cant talk shit about our food when i lit cant think of a single food that america is known for except for SWEETS (candy)

Hamburgers

spookSymphony

Hamburgers

see and your calling fish and chips plain

yours is just some meat in between 2 slices of bread

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THATS FROM HAMBURG GERMANY

YEAH HAHA

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

yours is just some meat in between 2 slices of bread

WRONG

THERE'S ONIONS AND LETTUCE AND CONDIMENTS AND PICKLES

we have a variety of the foodgroups and your food jsut screams biggy biggy biggy

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

we have a variety of the foodgroups and your food jsut screams biggy biggy biggy

BEANS AND TOAST IS LITERALLY JUST FUCKING CARBS

HAMBURGERS CONTAIN EVERYTHING EXCEPT DAIRY

spookSymphony

BEANS AND TOAST IS LITERALLY JUST FUCKING CARBS

beans is NOT cabs :)

spookSymphony

HAMBURGERS CONTAIN EVERYTHING EXCEPT DAIRY

but its all unhealthy when togerther

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

but its all unhealthy when togerther

No, it's unhealthy when cooked in a shit ton of oil and eaten excessively!

spookSymphony

No, it's unhealthy when cooked in a shit ton of oil and eaten excessively!

nope!

spookSymphony

No, it's unhealthy when cooked in a shit ton of oil and eaten excessively!

Bro your food comes from a chemical biohazard

Hamburgers have both German and American connections: the term and the concept of a ground beef patty originated in the German city of Hamburg, while the modern hamburger sandwich, with its patty placed between two buns and served with various toppings, is considered an American invention.

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

Hamburgers have both German and American connections: the term and the concept of a ground beef patty originated in the German city of Hamburg, while the modern hamburger sandwich, with its patty placed between two buns and served with various toppings, is considered an American invention.

EXACTLY, THE MEAT COMES FROM HAMBURG BUT THE ACTUAL CONCEPT IN ITS ENTIRETY IS AMERICAN

im sorry idek why we bbe arguing about food :( we such biggies

spookSymphony

EXACTLY, THE MEAT COMES FROM HAMBURG BUT THE ACTUAL CONCEPT IN ITS ENTIRETY IS AMERICAN

but its not

spookSymphony

WHO THE FUCK INVENTED BEANS HUH?

the ground. mother nature

spookSymphony

WHO THE FUCK INVENTED BREAD?

the french

No single person invented beans; they are wild plants from the Americas that were domesticated by indigenous peoples thousands of years ago, with the process beginning in Mexico. However, the modern canned, sauced baked beans were a commercial product introduced by Henry J. Heinz in the late 19th century, which became popular after being imported to Britain in 1886 and then mass-produced there starting in 1901.

IT'S ALL A MELTING POT OF DIFFERENT CUISINE

No single person invented bread; it was a gradual development by ancient humans starting with wild grains, with the earliest evidence of cooked bread from around 14,400 years ago in Jordan. The process evolved over time, moving from unleavened flatbreads to leavened bread in ancient Egypt around 3000 BC, eventually becoming a fundamental part of global diets and civilizations.

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

No single person invented bread; it was a gradual development by ancient humans starting with wild grains, with the earliest evidence of cooked bread from around 14,400 years ago in Jordan. The process evolved over time, moving from unleavened flatbreads to leavened bread in ancient Egypt around 3000 BC, eventually becoming a fundamental part of global diets and civilizations.

i invented bread.

IT'S LITERALLY ONE STEP AWAY FROM A PIECE OF FUCKING BREAD

see im crying coz you hate my country so much

I WOULD CRY TOO IF I HAD TO FUCKING EAT THAT

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YOU MADE EL CRY

jkjk just my hayfever

jake how dare you make el cry

spookSymphony

I WOULD CRY TOO IF I HAD TO FUCKING EAT THAT

i would cry if I had to eat all your junk food every day ew

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GOOD.

*LIKE SHIT

spookSymphony

I HAVE NO REMORSE.

apologize.

spookSymphony

I HAVE NO REMORSE.

outright bullying

IF A SINGLE ONE OF YOUR TASTEBUDS WAS EVEN TEASED BY AMERICAN CUISINE

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THE NATURAL SALT MAKES UP FOR IT

"NATURAL SALT" HOLY SHIT

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TRY A FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST ONCE A DAY

YES VERY HEALTHY - tomato, mushrooms, black pudding, toast, beans, sausages

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TRY A FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST ONCE A DAY

TRY A FUCKING CONTINENTAL ONE

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PANCAKES AND WAFFLES FOR BREAKFAST? NO WONDER WHY AMERICANS ARE OBESE

NO DUMBASS

EGGS BACON TOAST PASTRIES FRUITS YOGURT ETC. ETC.

spookSymphony

YOUR WORLD WOULD BE SHATTERED

coz all the fucking calories and fat would kill me :(

spookSymphony

EGGS BACON TOAST PASTRIES FRUITS YOGURT ETC. ETC.

omg! what a variety :(

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PANCAKES AND WAFFLES FOR BREAKFAST? NO WONDER WHY AMERICANS ARE OBESE

i eat that and im a skinny queen

i blew away in the wind yesterday

i cant believe this is what has become of a simple post about a cup of tea

my dad had to tie me down.

bacon is gross

spookSymphony

OH REALLY?

my heartt is broken that this is what you think of MY COUNTRIES food. you hurt my feelings. thats not good. sleep with one eye open

mal

bacon is gross

I had bacon and eggs and a waffle this morning

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

my heartt is broken that this is what you think of MY COUNTRIES food. you hurt my feelings. thats not good. sleep with one eye open

YEAH WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, COME TO AMERICA?

spookSymphony

I had bacon and eggs and a waffle this morning

i had air for breakfast

spookSymphony

YEAH WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, COME TO AMERICA?

i know a guy.

spookSymphony

I had bacon and eggs and a waffle this morning

eggs and waffles are delicious

mal

eggs and waffles are delicious

and bacon

spookSymphony

and bacon

wrong

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Bro i reread everything and this convo is actually so funny lmao

half of it is RETARDED because it's defending BRITISH FOOD

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YOU SOUND LIKE RAPBOAT

well maybe I AM

spookSymphony

half of it is RETARDED because it's defending BRITISH FOOD

wow are you calling me... a retard? wow. you should sleep with BOTH eyes open now. I'm sending my other guys

my heart is broken by your offensive words jake

ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF STUPID BRITISH OPINION BEING WRONG

jake stop being a heartbreaker

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WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT JAKE?

I'M GONNA FORCE FEED A FUCKING HAMBURGER DOWN YOUR FUCKING THROAT

spookSymphony

I'M GONNA FORCE FEED A FUCKING HAMBURGER DOWN YOUR FUCKING THROAT

NO

AND THEN I'LL WASH IT DOWN WITH SOME FUCKING BUD LIGHT

spookSymphony

I'M GONNA FORCE FEED A FUCKING HAMBURGER DOWN YOUR FUCKING THROAT

i want a hamburger

mal

i want a hamburger

i hate any burger that isnt chicken :(

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

i hate any burger that isnt chicken :(

DISGUSTING

i want a burger so bad rn omfg

i wish i could go get one