A good chili typically has pinto, kidney, and/or black beans
Bro i saw a tiktok where some american was told to try baked beans for the first time and she didnt have any baked beans so she used kidney beans instead and said the taste "sucked"
Bro i saw a tiktok where some american was told to try baked beans for the first time and she didnt have any baked beans so she used kidney beans instead and said the taste "sucked"
Bro i saw a tiktok where some american was told to try baked beans for the first time and she didnt have any baked beans so she used kidney beans instead and said the taste "sucked"
Bro i saw a tiktok where some american was told to try baked beans for the first time and she didnt have any baked beans so she used kidney beans instead and said the taste "sucked"
British food includes classic dishes like Fish and Chips, the Full English Breakfast, and various Pies such as Steak and Kidney Pie. You can also find dishes like Bangers and Mash, Toad in the Hole, and regional specialties like Haggis (Scotland) and Laverbread (Wales). Sweets include Trifle, Scones, and Sticky Toffee Pudding.
Iconic British Dishes
Fish and Chips:
A classic dish of deep-fried fish and thick-cut chips, often served with mushy peas.
Full English Breakfast:
A hearty meal featuring bacon, sausages, eggs, beans, mushrooms, and black pudding.
Roast Dinner:
A Sunday tradition with roast beef or chicken, Yorkshire pudding, potatoes, and vegetables.
Shepherd's Pie / Cottage Pie:
Minced lamb (Shepherd's) or beef (Cottage) topped with mashed potatoes.
British food includes classic dishes like Fish and Chips, the Full English Breakfast, and various Pies such as Steak and Kidney Pie. You can also find dishes like Bangers and Mash, Toad in the Hole, and regional specialties like Haggis (Scotland) and Laverbread (Wales). Sweets include Trifle, Scones, and Sticky Toffee Pudding.
Iconic British Dishes
Fish and Chips:
A classic dish of deep-fried fish and thick-cut chips, often served with mushy peas.
Full English Breakfast:
A hearty meal featuring bacon, sausages, eggs, beans, mushrooms, and black pudding.
Roast Dinner:
A Sunday tradition with roast beef or chicken, Yorkshire pudding, potatoes, and vegetables.
Shepherd's Pie / Cottage Pie:
Minced lamb (Shepherd's) or beef (Cottage) topped with mashed potatoes.
Hamburgers have both German and American connections: the term and the concept of a ground beef patty originated in the German city of Hamburg, while the modern hamburger sandwich, with its patty placed between two buns and served with various toppings, is considered an American invention.
Hamburgers have both German and American connections: the term and the concept of a ground beef patty originated in the German city of Hamburg, while the modern hamburger sandwich, with its patty placed between two buns and served with various toppings, is considered an American invention.
EXACTLY, THE MEAT COMES FROM HAMBURG BUT THE ACTUAL CONCEPT IN ITS ENTIRETY IS AMERICAN
No single person invented beans; they are wild plants from the Americas that were domesticated by indigenous peoples thousands of years ago, with the process beginning in Mexico. However, the modern canned, sauced baked beans were a commercial product introduced by Henry J. Heinz in the late 19th century, which became popular after being imported to Britain in 1886 and then mass-produced there starting in 1901.
No single person invented bread; it was a gradual development by ancient humans starting with wild grains, with the earliest evidence of cooked bread from around 14,400 years ago in Jordan. The process evolved over time, moving from unleavened flatbreads to leavened bread in ancient Egypt around 3000 BC, eventually becoming a fundamental part of global diets and civilizations.
No single person invented bread; it was a gradual development by ancient humans starting with wild grains, with the earliest evidence of cooked bread from around 14,400 years ago in Jordan. The process evolved over time, moving from unleavened flatbreads to leavened bread in ancient Egypt around 3000 BC, eventually becoming a fundamental part of global diets and civilizations.
mal
*leaf water
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
cuppa tea :)
mal
cuppa leaf water
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
tea
mal
u have my second cup of coffee
mal
*i
mal
not u
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
lol
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i love coffee actually
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
my legs are dead as fuck
mal
its delicious
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i did legs today and now my legs are tired
mal
tell them to come back to life πββοΈ
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
frrrr
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
LOL okidoke
mal
lmao
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
lol
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
they wont come back to life
mal
thats hella disrespectful
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ikr
mal
bark to assert dominance
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
like i mean i did make them run on treadmills about 50 times and do biceps like 2 times but
mal
assert dominance.
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
they still dont have reason to be rude to me like that
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
LOL
mal
if they get out of line you bark at them
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
lol
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
wait
mal
thats what i always do
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
if i bark my dog will come and attack me
mal
then you bite the dog back
mal
assert dominance
mal
if a shark eats your arm you eat its baby
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
bahaha
mal
prioritize dominance over all else.
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
help what is this
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
are u sure your mal?
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
lolzzzz
mal
yes im mal
mal
im just dominant mal/
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
lol
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ok dominant mal
mal
ive switched to a lifestyle of dominance
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
lol
mal
i drink gasoline for breakfast
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
oh!
mal
i have an american flag blanket
mal
i swear trump tshirts
mal
i have a pet bald eagle that i tamed myself
mal
i drink beer instead of water
mal
im dominant mal.
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
oh-
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
well idk what i am
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
im sporty but i look like a FUCKING NeRD
mal
π
mal
i j look like a basic 17 year old girl
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
:(
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i dont even look 13 :(
mal
ppl usually think im younger cus im short
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
lol im acc quite tall for my age
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
im 5'5
mal
ohh nice lmao
mal
im 5'2
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
oh lol
mal
did you know jake is 10 feet tall
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
theres this kid in the youngest year at my school and shes TINYY
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
HUH
mal
daaaamn
mal
lmao
mal
im jk
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
haha
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i got to get outta swimming today hehe
mal
or maybe im not
mal
oooo funnn
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
oop
mal
yeah jakes a giant smh
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ooo shiver me timbers i just got a blast of cold air from nowhere
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
im in my room
mal
woahhh
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
oop
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
im freeezingggg
mal
yeah its kinda freaky but its ok
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
lol
mal
noooo
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
thers this RLLY tall kid in my year and hes taller than doorframes
mal
daaamn
mal
my dads taller than doorframes lmao
mal
but jakes taller than everyone
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
lol fr my dads like 6foot
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
and my grandads like 6'2
mal
my dads 6'11 π
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
woah
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
thats crazy
mal
not as crazy as 10 feet
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6'11? PUNY
spookSymphony
I AM 10 FEET TALL
spookSymphony
I WILL STOMP OUT MY OPPOSITION
spookSymphony
LITERALLY
spookSymphony
COME FIGHT ME I HAVE MOUNTAIN DEW IN MY VEINS
mal
gotta squish them opps fr
spookSymphony
LIKE ANTS
spookSymphony
RAHHHHH
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
oh
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
erm
mal
uh oh
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
lovely
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
loving the energy there
mal
jakes gonna squish me lmao
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
LOL
spookSymphony
NO I WILL BE GENTLE AND CARING WITH YOU
Cosmo the Intern
images of the shoter just got released
spookSymphony
I'LL CRADLE YOU IN MY MASSIVE ARMS LIKE A SMALL DOVE
mal
sure sure sure
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
oh my
spookSymphony
I MEAN IT
spookSymphony
PREPARE TO BE CRADLED
spookSymphony
AND NURTURED
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
sir im loving the energy how ever
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I AM LIKE A MOTHER BIRD
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
idek
mal
jakes gonna get up to drink water at 1 am and crush me cus its too dark
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
lol
opal πΏ
We don't care
mal
ok mother bird
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
tis mum
spookSymphony
Please keep the politics in the other post, Opal and Cosmo
mal
guys keep the debates in the other chat por favor
spookSymphony
This is no place for that
opal πΏ
I'm asking him to keep it out?
spookSymphony
No, you're saying you don't care, which has rude connotations
spookSymphony
ANYWAY
opal πΏ
The "we don't care" was to say move to a different post
opal πΏ
ANYWAYS
spookSymphony
Other chat please and thanks!
opal πΏ
Jake when's matt making you mod again
mal
por favor everyone
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
how are yall :)
mal
jake hows the weather up there
spookSymphony
You both can have your pointless arguments but please don't infect this post with them :D
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
bahah
spookSymphony
It's IMMACULATE
opal πΏ
You can't fight the Homestuck though
spookSymphony
I CAN SMELL THE CLOUDS
mal
i bet you drink them
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
yeah dont ruin my cup of tea gym post :)
opal πΏ
What would clouds taste like
mal
i already ruined it with my dominance
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
oh! lovely! what do they smell like
mal
rain water
opal πΏ
Are you the Dom in the relationship
opal πΏ
Jkjk
spookSymphony
THEY TASTE AMAZING
spookSymphony
LIKE RAINBOWS
spookSymphony
AND ROCK CANDY
opal πΏ
Skittles?
mal
i would be is jake wasnt twice my size smhsmh
mal
fucking 10 footer
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
All about energy all about power we stay hungry we devour
opal πΏ
He's 5'7 btw
spookSymphony
I AM MASSIVE
spookSymphony
FALSE
opal πΏ
You know what else is massive?
mal
hes 10 feet tall
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
IM NEARLY AS TALL AS HIM
opal πΏ
LOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW TAPER FADE
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
WTFF
opal πΏ
I'm 5'7
opal πΏ
Wait Mal how tall are you
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
im 5'5 at 13
spookSymphony
I'M NOT 5'7" MOTHERFUCKERS
mal
im 5'2
spookSymphony
I AM 10 FEET TALL
mal
PERIOD
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
mhmmm thats what someone who is 5'7 would say
opal πΏ
Why is this girl in my class staring me down
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
idk lol
spookSymphony
FALSE
mal
its also smth someone who is 10' would say
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i finished skl 2 hours ago and left the bulding 1 hr ago
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
mhmmmm yh definelty
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
nah true
mal
the height revs going crazy rn
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
fr
mal
making me feel short
spookSymphony
BABY DOVE
spookSymphony
GET CRADLED
spookSymphony
BOOYEAH
mal
AND THEN CRUSHED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
mal
NOT-SO-BOOYEAH
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i think my mum is making beans on toast yummy
spookSymphony
NOT YUMMY
opal πΏ
Your mum
opal πΏ
Briish
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
yes
spookSymphony
NOT GONNA HAPPEN
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
my mum
opal πΏ
Ok I'm gonna go now
opal πΏ
Byeee
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
byeee
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i smell beans
mal
mhm mhm
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mal
i smell pennies.
spookSymphony
I smell penis
spookSymphony
*pennies
mal
ofc you do
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i read "is smell penis"
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
I*
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
LOL I READ THAT
spookSymphony
Lmao
mal
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
wait i dont make any sense
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
BAHAH
spookSymphony
Alr I'm quoting this lmao
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep
Quotebook
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
HEy king
mal
yes immediately
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Lets go
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Key queen
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep
Hey*
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Wtf
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Anyways
spookSymphony
Key Queen ποΈπ
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
im not having benas on toast :(
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.......
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
beans*
spookSymphony
benas
spookSymphony
penas
spookSymphony
penis
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
im having curry that smells like beans
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
....
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The formation of words
mal
penis
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep
penis
mal
thats jakes favorite food
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
what a lovely word1
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
!*
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
stupid laptop
mal
lmao
mal
JAKE.
mal
HELL NO
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
wait i read word not food
mal
YOU FUCKING 10 FEET TALL GAY ASS MAMMOTH MAN CHILD
spookSymphony
what
spookSymphony
erm
spookSymphony
uh
spookSymphony
hmm
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
heh
spookSymphony
never said that
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
never said what
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep
Dont deny it
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
im just stating the true facts here
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
dont mind me :)
spookSymphony
IM NOT GAY
mal
okay mammoth man
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
thats what someone who is gay would say
spookSymphony
false
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
nope
spookSymphony
Welp I gotta get to class, see ya everyone!!!
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i state facts only
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
byee
mal
cyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa <3
spookSymphony
Byeeee <3333
mal
whatd that say.
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Byeeee
spookSymphony
nothing bye hehehehehehe I love you!!! :DDDD
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Noooothiingg....
mal
im moving to alaska if you dont tell me jake/
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
why are you saying bye to me π
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Oh nvm
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
oh no not alaska thats not nice
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
lol
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
it borders... (russia) !!!
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
the silence...
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Isnt alaska in america
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
yeah
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
and it borders russia
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
in winter you can walk across the border from alaska into russia
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i leanrt this yesterday in geography
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
we are learning abt russia
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Damn i never learned about russia in my geography class
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
oh
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
we are learning about why it is so big
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
and all that
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Damn
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
actually
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That sounds borning
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
geography made me think abt history
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
and in hisotry we are doing ww1
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
and that reminded me in yr 7
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They are pretty similar in a sense
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
my crush and this boy, they saw the booklet
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
for ww1
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
and did the n.a.z.i salute to each other
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
and they both got detention
mal
oop
mal
deserved
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
yeah
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Bro once this dummy in my class did the same thing and smiled afterwards
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
they were both laughing when they did it
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
lik,e idk what went through their heads
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Thats even worse
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
yup
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ooo the curry smells rlly good
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep
Oooooo
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
yeahhhhhhhh
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep
I love curry
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
help i relaised im doing so much sports this year
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
samee
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Damn
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
monday - netball tuesday - gym wednesday - gym thursday - rotating between football and gym
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep
So friday is the only acception?
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
yup and the weekend
mal
damn
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
yeah but i guess its good
mal
yeah
mal
i miss sports
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
last year i didnt do a single sport :(
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i went to football 2 times and then quit
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep
Oh damn
spookSymphony
twss
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
yeah
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
what?
spookSymphony
that;s what she said
mal
BAHAHAHAHAHHS
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
oh
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
oop
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
why does chat keep going dead π
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BOO
mal
im busy asserting dominance
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ahhh you scared me
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
lol
spookSymphony
busy asking me if I'd love you if you were the size of a peanut
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
oh haha
mal
thats very dominating of me
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
fr
mal
i gotta ask the important questions
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
most dominating thing IVE ever heard :)
spookSymphony
you haven't seen freaky non-submissive wade then
mal
idc how much money you have or how tall you are i just need to make sure youd still love me if i somehow shrunk
spookSymphony
my goodness that boy could assert himself in ways I never would've imagined
spookSymphony
Absolutely, I'd love you no matter what
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ik you have smh
spookSymphony
unfortunately yes
mal
"unfortunately"
mal
perfect
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
wait what does non submissive mean
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
my dumb ass
spookSymphony
dominant
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep
It meams non submissive
mal
wow uk that is so insanely helpful lmao
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
WOAH so helpful
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ty
spookSymphony
the prefix non- before a word basically means NOT
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i know that :)
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
same does un
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Un submissive
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
unidentifiable
spookSymphony
each can only be used for specific words
spookSymphony
some for both
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
underpants
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Unity
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
UNITE
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
UNITED
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KINGDON
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
UNITED KINDGOM
spookSymphony
wow
spookSymphony
that was
spookSymphony
so gay
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ALL HAIL KING CHARLES
spookSymphony
like
mal
captain underpants
spookSymphony
I can't even describe
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
yesss
spookSymphony
how gay that was
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
WHO
mal
jake you cant even be talking
spookSymphony
real
spookSymphony
IM NOT GAY
spookSymphony
YOU KNOW THIS
spookSymphony
ARE YOU A MAN?
mal
no im not
spookSymphony
EXACTLY
mal
weve discussed this
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
smh
spookSymphony
I'M IN LOVE WITH A WOMAN
spookSymphony
NOT A MAN
mal
youre using me cus you dont want people to think youre gay
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
BAHA
spookSymphony
THAT HAS NEVER BEEN AGREED
spookSymphony
EVER
mal
yeah i just used my big fat beautiful brain to figure it out
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
lol
spookSymphony
NOPE
spookSymphony
YOU'RE WRONG
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep
Right*
mal
so my brain isnt big fat or beautiful βΉοΈ
spookSymphony
I AM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL.
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
pfffffft
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
your brain IS big fat and beautiful ignore jake smh
mal
tytyty queen
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Jake look at what you made mal think
mal
its very pink and not smooth
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
I HAVE MY CURRY HEHEH
mal
literally heartbroken over here
spookSymphony
Your brain probably looks like a glorious pink raisin
spookSymphony
but
spookSymphony
massive
mal
should i be offended or flattered
spookSymphony
flattered, it's entirely complimentary
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
like my brothers forehead
mal
okok lmao
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Jake just called mal raisin-brained.
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
LOL
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Like my...
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
uh oh
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
noooo
mal
dont say it
mal
jakes gonna go crazy
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
smh
mal
i told you
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
my eyes
mal
he cant control himself
spookSymphony
okay im done
mal
hes prolly drooling rn
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
this hurts my eyes
mal
lmaoooo
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Who could when thinking about dicks?
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
lol
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
smh
spookSymphony
HM?
mal
non-gay men
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
fr haha
mal
did yall know im actually not 5'2
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
help im sat on my bedroom floow eating curry over my laptop and my phone wtf is wrong with me
spookSymphony
^^^
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
floor*
spookSymphony
insert poo key to select yo floop
mal
muahahahaha
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
wha
spookSymphony
niche reference
mal
JAKERS
mal
i restored the comment
spookSymphony
I saw
opal πΏ
Jake you fw hum
opal πΏ
Very good band
mal
muahahahahaha
spookSymphony
I just refuse to partake in your SLANDER
mal
am i right
spookSymphony
NO.
mal
or am i right
opal πΏ
Mama
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
brrb
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Youre drooling rn
spookSymphony
I AM NOT DROOLING.
opal πΏ
Mama y papa
spookSymphony
Reminds me of how my psych teacher conditioned us to salivate upon hearing the word "pavlov"
spookSymphony
what a dirty trick
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep
What
mal
jake stop drooling
mal
thats weird
mal
drooling is weird jake
mal
thats weird
mal
jake its rlly weird
mal
stop drooling
spookSymphony
stop
spookSymphony
stoppppp
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep
Jake is salivating everywhere
spookSymphony
STOP
spookSymphony
AHH
mal
hes like a dog
spookSymphony
NO I REFUSE
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Hes moaning too
mal
keep your spit in your mouth jake
spookSymphony
I REFUSE TO SALIVATE
mal
cmon jake
mal
close your mouth
mal
its rlly weird jake
spookSymphony
IT'S GOING DOWN MY THROAT
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep
Its going out too
mal
prolly cus wades pushing it down
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Real
mal
im so funny muahahaha
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
back
mal
jake im so funny
mal
im hilarious
mal
im so funny
mal
hahaha
mal
ha
mal
hahaha
mal
hahahhaha
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ha
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
haha
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ahahah
mal
humor
mal
right there
mal
hahahaha
spookSymphony
huh
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ha ha... ha...
mal
hahaha
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
idk either lol
mal
jake wouldnt you like to know what i said
mal
hahaha
mal
haha
mal
ha
mal
well too bad
spookSymphony
fine I'm going to wade
spookSymphony
he treats me nice
mal
i will not submit to such gooberness
spookSymphony
smh smh
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
LOL
mal
i must respect my dominant lifestyle.
mal
case in point
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He treats you like a good dog doesnt he?
spookSymphony
damn straight
mal
prolly licks up his drool
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
THATSWILD
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
BAHAH
spookSymphony
I keep missing them π
mal
muahahhaa
mal
ill restore
mal
cus you deserve to know how funny and amazing i am
mal
^
spookSymphony
yucky
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
idek what to say to this conversation anymore-
spookSymphony
Yeah Mal there's KIDS here
spookSymphony
You're making El uncomfortable
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i am not a kid
spookSymphony
shameful smh smh
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
:(
spookSymphony
you are a child
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep
Theres dogs in here too
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
teenager*
mal
im a kid too
mal
im a minor
mal
jake youre in love with a minor
mal
weirdo
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
young teenager*
spookSymphony
okay well
spookSymphony
um
spookSymphony
ive made my case already
mal
"not in lust"
mal
lmfao
spookSymphony
YEAH
mal
thats prolly my favorite thing ever
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep
Doesnt he secretly love wade?
mal
its so funny
spookSymphony
IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT HM?
spookSymphony
HMMMMM?
mal
^^^
spookSymphony
tsk tsk tsk
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
...
mal
reading comprehension my love
spookSymphony
and yet you LAUGH at it
spookSymphony
TSK
spookSymphony
TSKKK
mal
cus its cute.
spookSymphony
I love you <3
mal
10 foot tall mammoth man
mal
love you too
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Think about ASSHLEY
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
help my eyelashes are hurting my eyelid
mal
NOOOOOOOOOOOO THERE SHE GOES
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
wtf did i do to my eyelid
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magic
mal
LIKE IVE NEVER BEEN ALONE
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:(
mal
LIKE IVE HAD IT ALL ALONG
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like it hurts to blink-
mal
AND EVERY TIME I GO AWAY I HATE THAT ITS A DAY
mal
THAT ILL NEVER SEE YOUR FACE
mal
182
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Even your eyelids are trying to cover your sight from jakes droling
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Drooling*
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IM LOST IN OUTER SPACE
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you probably either got an eyelash in there or tore the first layer of your cornea
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my eyelids cannot be closed rn-
mal
AND WHEN IM LOOKIN DOWN BELOW
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whats that
mal
OH THERE SHE GOES
mal
blink-182
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ohhhh
mal
theyre just too long and gorgeous smh
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Another funny number perhaps?
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69 429 67
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*420
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18008
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67,69 and 41 are all the funny numbers ik
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what's 41
mal
like
mal
the new 67
mal
or sum dumb shit
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41 is like another 67
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NO
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oh gosh
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Yeah ecactly
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NOTHING WILL REPLACE 67
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SIX SEVENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
mal
67 is only funny now cus no one understand how its still a thing
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even 64 is somewhat a meme
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like hawk tuah
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The minecraft stack limit
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how did that survive so long
mal
omg fr
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what the freak did i just watch on insta...
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i just saw someone...
mal
it like the fuckin fidget spinner bro how did that go on for so long
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el this is why you shouldn't have unrestricted internet access
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OK FIDGET SPINNERS WERE COOL THOUGH
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but a hole can of some stuff of meat on to a wrap and wrap it up and eat it
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they called it a burrito
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el
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oh not that kinda stuff
mal
they were cool but then became a meme for MONTHS
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that's called a burrito
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Theres no rice
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do you not know what a burrito is
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no no it was like
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It aint a burrito
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a whole tin of something
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idk what it is
mal
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYIK6W8avsE am i the only one who remembers this song
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but it wasnt normal meat
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Spam?
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lmao is that the kid who made the pokemon go song
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no
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k
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twss
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ew
mal
more like twjs
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my name isn't jake so ha
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it was a like beans tin full of like idek
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and they ate it raw
mal
yes π
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weird
mal
i play pokemon go every dayyy
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Canned ham?
mal
i play pokemon goooo
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no no lemme see if i can get a pi c
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2016-2018 was peak for meme culture
mal
bro i miss vines
mal
they were the best
mal
like ill quote them at work and the kids dont know what im saying and its so sad
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Gen alpha is cooked
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πππ
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They only know tralalero tralala
mal
road work ahead?
mal
uh yeah
mal
i sure hope it does
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fre sha va ca do
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mal
its an avocado!!!
mal
thaaaanks
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lmao I know those kind of beans
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it wasnt beans-
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it's refried beans
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Bro it looks alive
mal
stop the guy who did the recorders in his nose
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For you brits there's more ways to eat beans than on fucking toast
mal
one of my favorite vines
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lmaoooo
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mal
dont mind me im just watching all my old favorite vines rn
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yeah that's just refried beans
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π
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Looks like ww1 rations
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eww
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but canned
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in a burrito
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fresh refried beans are so good
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and cooked obv
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ive lit never heard of refried beans
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Aint putting that on my toast
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yeah cause you're a BRIT
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you wouldnt
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it's a mexican dish
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frr
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You'd eat it as a side or in a burrito or smth
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or with tortilla chips
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nty-
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It's a much different flavor
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And made with pinto beans
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nothing like the beans you're used to
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i love heinz beans
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Fr
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yummy
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or scrambled eggs on toast with ketchup
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You guys have clearly never had fresh beans and it shows
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:(
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i like them purple beans acc
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Real beans come in bags, uncooked, and you boil them and season them
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Baked beansππ
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bbq baked beans are peak
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real british beans are BAKED beans
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Yeah i already know
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ew no worst thing ever
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well there's OTHER kinds of beans
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that are much more VERSATILE
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I actually dont like regular beans that much
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yes i know, i like those purple ones
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which ones
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idk their purple
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I think you mean black beans
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Bro i know about red and black ones too
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they look purplish
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I dislike them
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Yeah them
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theres some in my curry
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yum
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kidney beans, I presume?
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yes yes yes
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usually used in chili
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oooo kidney beans too
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I think so?
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ew chilli
mal
excuse me.
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A good chili typically has pinto, kidney, and/or black beans
mal
i
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fucking
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LOVE
mal
chili
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no chilli no beans
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nno
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i refuse to eat chilli
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yuck
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HELL YEAH
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MAL
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HAVE YOU EVER HEARD
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OF FRITO BOATS
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IT'S WHERE YOU GET FRITOS
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AND CHILI
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AND YOU COMBINE THEM
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AND IT IS HEAVENLY
mal
NO BUT THAT SOUNDS SO YUMMERS
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OH MY GOSH I MISS IT SO MUCH
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Bro i saw a tiktok where some american was told to try baked beans for the first time and she didnt have any baked beans so she used kidney beans instead and said the taste "sucked"
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SO MUCH
mal
stop im binging vines
mal
theyre so good
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americans
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smh
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A british tiktoker covered a video about it too
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smh stupid american ppl (no offence to yall)
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THAT ETHAN GUY??? I WATCH HIM
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british cuisine is objectively bad though im so sorry
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YES HIM
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like there's so much other food in the world
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nuh uh
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that's so much better
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and flavorful
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YES YES YYES HES SO FUNNY
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FOR REALLL I ALWAYS LAUGH AT HIS VIDEOS
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our chippy chips are delicious and flavourful. and so are out meat and potato pies
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YES AHAHAHA
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that is NOT a normal mela smh smg
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smh*
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Bro idk wtf that is but thats not made by a brit
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BAKED BEANS PIZZA.
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THAT IS SO FUCKED
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1st one yuck i hate fish and mushy peas, 2nd one yum
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COLIN THE CATEPILLAR
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BRO THATS NOT BRITISH CUISINE
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ARE YOU SURE?
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BAKED BEANS PIZZA ISNT BRITISH
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ARE YOU SUREEEE???
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I HAVE NEVER SEEN BAKED BEANS PIZZA
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I NEVER
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EVER
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HEARD OF THAT
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AND IN ITALY THAT WOULD GET YOU BURNED AT THE STAKE
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IF I ATE THAT ID GLADY BURN
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YOU BASICALLY DO!
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JUST WITHOUT THE CHEESE
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i love chicken curry pizza
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^^^
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ded chat
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Yes
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Jake is probably laughing his ass off
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Or smth
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why
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would i be doing that
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this is not a laughing matter
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it is tragic
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how horrible your food is
mal
more like laughing wades ass off
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YOU MEAN THOSE FAKE PICTURES? THOSE ARENT BRITISH
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our food is not tragic
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OUR FOOD IS DELICIOUS
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YOUR FOOD SUCKS BALLS
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nuh uh
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^^^^^^
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British food includes classic dishes like Fish and Chips, the Full English Breakfast, and various Pies such as Steak and Kidney Pie. You can also find dishes like Bangers and Mash, Toad in the Hole, and regional specialties like Haggis (Scotland) and Laverbread (Wales). Sweets include Trifle, Scones, and Sticky Toffee Pudding. Iconic British Dishes Fish and Chips: A classic dish of deep-fried fish and thick-cut chips, often served with mushy peas. Full English Breakfast: A hearty meal featuring bacon, sausages, eggs, beans, mushrooms, and black pudding. Roast Dinner: A Sunday tradition with roast beef or chicken, Yorkshire pudding, potatoes, and vegetables. Shepherd's Pie / Cottage Pie: Minced lamb (Shepherd's) or beef (Cottage) topped with mashed potatoes.
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What the gpt
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HAGGIS IS FUCKING SICK
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IDC WHAT YOU THINK
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IT'S AWESOME
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ai overview
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ew what the freak
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What the overview
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YEAH I SAID IT
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I THINK HAGGIS IS COOL
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lol
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AND IT DOESN'T TASTE BAD
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unlike you smh
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IT'S MORE INTERESTING THAN FUCKING BEANS ON TOAST
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You cant bash our food if you eat that
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
nuh uh
mal
seems like yall got smth in common
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>:(
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
you americans cant talk shit about our food when i lit cant think of a single food that america is known for except for SWEETS (candy)
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I don't EAT it but I appreciate the TRADITIONS AND CULTURE AND PROWESS REQUIRED TO PREPARE IT
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Hamburgers
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
see and your calling fish and chips plain
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
yours is just some meat in between 2 slices of bread
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THATS FROM HAMBURG GERMANY
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
YEAH HAHA
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TRY AGAIN
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in yo face
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WRONG
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
its not even yours*
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THERE'S ONIONS AND LETTUCE AND CONDIMENTS AND PICKLES
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ew ew ew
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
#biggies
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AND ITS FROM HAMBURH
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HAMBURG*
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Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
we have a variety of the foodgroups and your food jsut screams biggy biggy biggy
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BEANS AND TOAST IS LITERALLY JUST FUCKING CARBS
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YOU USED AI OVERVIEW
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HAMBURGERS CONTAIN EVERYTHING EXCEPT DAIRY
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LITERALLY
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ITS FROM HAMBURG GERMANY
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
beans is NOT cabs :)
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
but its all unhealthy when togerther
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it IS
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No, it's unhealthy when cooked in a shit ton of oil and eaten excessively!
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REAL BURGERS ARE HEALTHY
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
nope!
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
nuh uh
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Bro your food comes from a chemical biohazard
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Red 40 everywhere
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You put nitrogen on your food
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NOT ACTUAL FOOD DUMBASS
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Hamburgers have both German and American connections: the term and the concept of a ground beef patty originated in the German city of Hamburg, while the modern hamburger sandwich, with its patty placed between two buns and served with various toppings, is considered an American invention.
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UNHEALTHY TREATS YEAH
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BUT NOT ACTUAL CUISINE
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it isnt even mainly urs
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Exactly
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EXACTLY, THE MEAT COMES FROM HAMBURG BUT THE ACTUAL CONCEPT IN ITS ENTIRETY IS AMERICAN
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
im sorry idek why we bbe arguing about food :( we such biggies
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
but its not
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WHO THE FUCK INVENTED BEANS HUH?
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"Texan" styled bbq? BBQ IS FROM THE CARIBEAN
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WHO THE FUCK INVENTED BREAD?
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IS THAT YOURS?
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the ground. mother nature
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IS THAT BRITISH?
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HUH?
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HUH????
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
the french
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Hamburgers use bread
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
No single person invented beans; they are wild plants from the Americas that were domesticated by indigenous peoples thousands of years ago, with the process beginning in Mexico. However, the modern canned, sauced baked beans were a commercial product introduced by Henry J. Heinz in the late 19th century, which became popular after being imported to Britain in 1886 and then mass-produced there starting in 1901.
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DO YOU SEE
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IT'S ALL A MELTING POT OF DIFFERENT CUISINE
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WHAT SETS AMERICA APART HOWEVER
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No single person invented bread; it was a gradual development by ancient humans starting with wild grains, with the earliest evidence of cooked bread from around 14,400 years ago in Jordan. The process evolved over time, moving from unleavened flatbreads to leavened bread in ancient Egypt around 3000 BC, eventually becoming a fundamental part of global diets and civilizations.
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IS THAT WE HAVE SOME FUCKING TASTE
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WE USE SOME FUCKING SPICES
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chillll
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WE HAVE SOME FUCKING FLAVOR
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stop shoutinggg
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BEANS ON TOAST?
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WHAT THE *FUCK* IS THAT?
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
sir
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THE MOST BASIC
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TASTELESS
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*WORTHLESS*
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Bro we put vinegar on chips whats you point
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
you ar taking this a bit personally
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FUCKING DISH
mal
i invented bread.
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
and so am i
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IT'S LITERALLY ONE STEP AWAY FROM A PIECE OF FUCKING BREAD
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
see im crying coz you hate my country so much
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
smh
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
bully :(
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YOU MADE EL CRY
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lol
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I WOULD CRY TOO IF I HAD TO FUCKING EAT THAT
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
jkjk just my hayfever
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IT.
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TASTES.
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GOOD.
mal
jake how dare you make el cry
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I HAVE NO REMORSE.
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i would cry if I had to eat all your junk food every day ew
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TRY A FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST ONCE A DAY
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*LIKE SHIT
mal
apologize.
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
outright bullying
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THE NATURAL SALT MAKES UP FOR IT
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
:(
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IF A SINGLE ONE OF YOUR TASTEBUDS WAS EVEN TEASED BY AMERICAN CUISINE
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YOUR WORLD WOULD BE SHATTERED
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"NATURAL SALT" HOLY SHIT
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I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE THIS
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YES VERY HEALTHY - tomato, mushrooms, black pudding, toast, beans, sausages
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THAT WAS A JOKE BTW
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
jkjkj
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TRY A FUCKING CONTINENTAL ONE
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PANCAKES AND WAFFLES FOR BREAKFAST? NO WONDER WHY AMERICANS ARE OBESE
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NO DUMBASS
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EGGS BACON TOAST PASTRIES FRUITS YOGURT ETC. ETC.
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coz all the fucking calories and fat would kill me :(
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
omg! what a variety :(
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IT IS!
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HALF OF THOSE WERE FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST ITEMS
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OH REALLY?
mal
i eat that and im a skinny queen
mal
i blew away in the wind yesterday
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i cant believe this is what has become of a simple post about a cup of tea
mal
my dad had to tie me down.
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LOL
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YES
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REALLY
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THEY ARE
Jeffery Neamiahs Alexander the 5th
hello
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no. its not
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BACON, TOAST, EGG
mal
bacon is gross
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NO ITS NOT
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
my heartt is broken that this is what you think of MY COUNTRIES food. you hurt my feelings. thats not good. sleep with one eye open
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I had bacon and eggs and a waffle this morning
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real
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YEAH WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, COME TO AMERICA?
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i had air for breakfast
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i know a guy.
mal
eggs and waffles are delicious
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and bacon
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it wasn't great bacon
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but the flavor was there
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watch out jake
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my good friend is on his way
mal
wrong
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Bro i reread everything and this convo is actually so funny lmao
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half of it is RETARDED because it's defending BRITISH FOOD
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YOU SOUND LIKE RAPBOAT
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well maybe I AM
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wow are you calling me... a retard? wow. you should sleep with BOTH eyes open now. I'm sending my other guys
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EVEN RAPBOAT IS BETTER THAN YOU
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OH REALLY?
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YES
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YES REALLY
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EVEN FAKE RAPBOAT IS BETTER
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EVEN RAPBΓAT IS BETTER
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my heart is broken by your offensive words jake
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ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF STUPID BRITISH OPINION BEING WRONG
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WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT JAKE?
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i dont think i can ever trust you again
mal
jake stop being a heartbreaker
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or any americans
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jkjk
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fr
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I'M GONNA FORCE FEED A FUCKING HAMBURGER DOWN YOUR FUCKING THROAT
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NO
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AND THEN I'LL WASH IT DOWN WITH SOME FUCKING BUD LIGHT
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YEAH FORCE FEED ME GOOD GERMAN FOOD
mal
i want a hamburger
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i hate any burger that isnt chicken :(
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DISGUSTING
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i want a burger so bad rn omfg
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GUUG
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BURGERS ARE FUNDAMENTALLY BEEF
mal
i wish i could go get one
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