Looter jokes
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
Give a man a gun, and he will rob a bank.
Give a man a bank, and he will rob everyone.
