Looter jokes

Robbery

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Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.

Thief

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So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.

Dirty bastards.

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  • Bank

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    Give a man a gun, and he will rob a bank.

    Give a man a bank, and he will rob everyone.

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