Internet celebrity jokes
Like if you like Logan Paul, dislike if you like Jake Paul.
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
To see who's hanging around.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five? Logan Paul left him hanging.
Jake Paul
Everybody add @christianisni22 on Snap!
He's a hot babe and he's single.
So Johnny Depp made an appearance on the MTV Video Music Awards as an astronaut. It really looks like he wants to be the new Elon Musk, whatever career path is most viable for Depp. I got to admit, if launching crystal meth into your nostrils and your anus is as viable as launching rockets to Mars, Johnny Depp would surpass Elon Musk in net worth.
Then again, the money Depp spends on alcohol each month, he could have bought all of Michael Bloomberg's penthouses in Manhattan. Sure sounds like he also shares the same financial advisor as Donald Trump, who thought it was a magnificent idea to launch Trump Airlines and Trump Ice. He already shares the same pro-Kremlin lawyer, by the way.
If this post gets 200 likes or comments, I will show up in a MrBeast video.
Andrew Tate.