Local Government jokes

I was watching the local chief police in America, he said, "We will never forget 911." I thought, "I should hope not, it's your phone number."

Police: Where do you live?

Me: With my parents.

Police: Where do your parents live?

Me: With me.

Police: Where do you all live?

Me: Together.

Police: Where is your house?

Me: Next to my neighbor.

Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?

Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.

Police: Tell me.

Me: Next to my house.

My town's population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.

Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.

A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.

You need to be a complete dick.

The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing. In fact, it's Dublin!