Local Government jokes
I was watching the local chief police in America, he said, "We will never forget 911." I thought, "I should hope not, it's your phone number."
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor.
Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
My town's population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.
Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.
A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.
You need to be a complete dick.
The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing. In fact, it's Dublin!