Loading screen jokes

Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.

What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?

They both couldn't make it all the way.

Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"

when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.

I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.

We can't go under it...

We can't go over it...

We have to go through it!

Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.

Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.

I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...

"You have to be more patient!" "Will it take a long time?"