Living Space jokes

Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!

Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and was thinking to myself, "Where the f*ck is my roof?"

My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.

My ceiling isn't the best... But it's up there!

Define abnormal life.

Waking up every day living a sane life!