Living Space jokes

Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!

My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

Police: Where do you live?

Me: With my parents.

Police: Where do your parents live?

Me: With me.

Police: Where do you all live?

Me: Together.

Police: Where is your house?

Me: Next to my neighbor.

Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?

Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.

Police: Tell me.

Me: Next to my house.

My ceiling isn't the best... But it's up there!

Kenny is living with his girlfriend now.

He just moved back in with his mom.

If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there?