Little Toe jokes
You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.
What's a pedophile's favorite type of shoe?
White Vans.
really is there
"Better lock 'em doors and turn the lights down low... Better turn 'em on, just stubbed my f***ing toe!"
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Broke my toenail yesterday. I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:
1. "Yeah, I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."