Little Toe jokes

Ankle

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You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.

Toe

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"Better lock 'em doors and turn the lights down low... Better turn 'em on, just stubbed my f***ing toe!"

Toenail

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Broke my toenail yesterday. I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:

1. "Yeah, I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."