Little Toe jokes
You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.
Never buy an epileptic kid light-up Sketchers.
really is there
Broke my toenail yesterday. I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:
1. "Yeah, I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."
"Better lock 'em doors and turn the lights down low... Better turn 'em on, just stubbed my f***ing toe!"
You use your legs as support, you count on your fingers.