Little seizures jokes

What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?

Little Seizures.

What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?

Little Seizures.

What do you call an epileptic kid?

Little Seizures.

My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.

How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?

He saw flashing lights.

How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward.

Never buy an epileptic kid light-up Sketchers.

I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.