
Lip jokes
Me: I kiss my mom on the lips.
Friend: Uh, I guess that's somewhat nor-
Me: Lower lips.
Friend: I gotta go.
I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.
"Who am I?"
Why did the clown stop smiling?
Someone chopped his lips off.
How did the hipster burn his lips?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.