What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?
I don’t turn on a light switch
what dose a pedophile and a light switch have in common
They both get turned on by children
That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students attention... that one kid with epilepsy...
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.
