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Phone

Anonymous · 8 years ago

    • Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.

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    • Wall

    yeah · 8 years ago

    • He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.

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    • Mom

    Anonymous · 8 years ago

    • I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.

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