Life Support jokes

What's the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? Flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.

When Jim was playing on his phone, my grandfather told him, "You use way too much technology!" Jim then said, "No, YOU use too much technology!" and then Jim disconnected his grandfather’s life support.

Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.

He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.

I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.