Liberal

Liberal Jokes

Gun

What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?

Guns only have one trigger.

Feminist

Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.

Problem

I don’t see what the problem is.

The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!

Homeless

He's homeless.

Another: Oh he must be A "Sheer" (as in Andrew Scheer) survivor...

The other: No, he's a Liberal (as in Justin Trudeau) job hopeful.

Road

Why did the liberal cross the road?

(Ah, fuck this shit, I'm gonna kill myself!)