Liberal jokes

What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?

Guns only have one trigger.

Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70-year-old.

I'm offended.

- Liberals

Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.

I don’t see what the problem is.

The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!

How is there evidence of climate change?

The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!

He's homeless.

Another: Oh he must be A "Sheer" (as in Andrew Scheer) survivor...

The other: No, he's a Liberal (as in Justin Trudeau) job hopeful.

Why did the liberal cross the road?

(Ah, fuck this shit, I'm gonna kill myself!)