Legal Proceeding jokes

If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

The judge asked me, "How does 5 to 10 years sound?"

I said, "Sexy."

What makes suicide illegal?

Getting caught.

I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.

The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.