Legal Proceeding jokes

Double Standard

1,697 views ·

I hate these double standards.

If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".

Divorce

843 views ·

Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce. The divorce lawyer says to Mickey: "Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because she is crazy," to which Mickey responds: "I'm not divorcing her because she's crazy, I'm divorcing her because she's f**king Goofy."

Community talk

CAN SOMEONE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASPELASEPELASE RUN MY MOCK TRIAL PLEASEEEEEEEEEE I NEED IT TO BE RUN ON WEDNESDAY I HAVE A DOC WITH ALL THE INFO