Legal Document jokes

Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?

Because he needs the parent's signature.

Dad: "Honey, I'll be right back. I need to get some papers."

Me: "Okay." *Falls asleep.*

*Wakes up in an adoption center.*

Damn, it was those kind of papers.

Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.

Why do lawyers use Viagra? To grow taller.

What do the initials ACLU stand for?

🤔

American Communist Lawyers Union.

I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.

I lost my case.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

What did the lawyer name his twins?

COURTney and CASEy.