Legal Document jokes

Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?

Because he needs the parent's signature.

Dad: "Honey, I'll be right back. I need to get some papers."

Me: "Okay." *Falls asleep.*

*Wakes up in an adoption center.*

Damn, it was those kind of papers.

Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.

Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.

Sign on my attorney's office wall: "You can't have manslaughter without laughter."

The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.

Why do lawyers use Viagra? To grow taller.

I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.

I lost my case.