Legal Document jokes

Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.

Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?

Because he needs the parent's signature.

Dad: "Honey, I'll be right back. I need to get some papers."

Me: "Okay." *Falls asleep.*

*Wakes up in an adoption center.*

Damn, it was those kind of papers.

Your (DYM 146).

Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!

What do lawyers wear to court?

Lawsuits.

Legally Blonde.

What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?