Legal Document jokes

Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?

Because he needs the parent's signature.

Dad: "Honey, I'll be right back. I need to get some papers."

Me: "Okay." *Falls asleep.*

*Wakes up in an adoption center.*

Damn, it was those kind of papers.

Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.

Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.

Sign on my attorney's office wall: "You can't have manslaughter without laughter."

What did the lawyer name his twins?

COURTney and CASEy.

Justice for all!

America.