Left Hanging Jokes

- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.

- How did the gay person die? Homicide.

- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.

- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.

- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.

- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.

- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.

What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?

Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.

Question: What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?

Answer: He was left hanging.

What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?

Answer: He was left there hanging.

Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.

Did the tree high five the emos

No he just left them hanging

One time I went to high-five someone. I've been left hanging ever since.

Why do emo kids hate high fives? They’re always left hanging.

What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross? Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter Vacation.

What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid. The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.