Lavatory jokes

If you're American outside the restroom, what are you in the restroom?

European.

What are you on your way to the bathroom?

Russian.

Better to cum in the sink... than to sink in the cum.

What do physically handicapped gay men do after they are done belching? They wipe their mouths on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks.

Someone stole my toilet, and the police have nothing to go on.

What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.