Laurel jokes
Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?
The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.
I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.
A leaf and an emo fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stopped the emo.