Laurel jokes

Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.

What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?

The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.

Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.

I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.

A leaf and an emo fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?

The leaf, the rope stopped the emo.