Laurel jokes
How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?
Stab it twenty-three times.
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.
A leaf and an emo fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stopped the emo.
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
