Lapse jokes
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11? Because it flew over their heads.
Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."
Boy: "What's that?"
Grandpa: "What's what?"
What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?
One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.
What time is it?
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.
Fall
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
Community talk
@Jake and the rest of the WJE community | I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologize. There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn't. And for that, from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to apologize to the internet. For my fans who are defending my actions, please don't. I don’t deserve to be defended. My goal wi… Read more
@Jake and the rest of the WJE community | I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologize. There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn't. And for that, from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to apologize to the internet. For my fans who are defending my actions, please don't. I don’t deserve to be defended. My goal wi… Read more