Lamppost jokes

I threw a lamp at the depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.

How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just beat the room for being black.

What did one traffic light say to the other?

"Stop looking, I am changing."

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just arrest the lightbulb for being broke and beat the room for being black.

How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.