Lake Powell jokes
Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full?
Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!
Pennywise: "They all float down here!"
Titanic: *hold my beer*
Russian, American, and Polish stood by the lake shore.
Russian ran ahead to dive and yelled "vodka" and the lake changed into vodka.
Polish ran ahead to dive and yelled "beer" and the lake changed into beer.
American ran to dive, slipped, and said, "oh shit."
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.