Lake Powell jokes

Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!

Pennywise: "They all float down here!"

Titanic: *hold my beer*

NASA found water on Mars.

Mars - 1

Africa - 0

I saw my wife at the dam yesterday. Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.

I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.