Lady jokes

Funeral

"I hate going to weddings, because the old lady next to you always whispers in your ear, 'You're next.' So I started doing the same to them at funerals, 'You're next.'"

Spider-Man

Wade · 2 years ago

Dirty little Spider-Man

The image is a three-panel cartoon. The first panel shows a man with red hair holding a woman by the neck, saying, "STAY BACK OR THE LADY GETS IT!". The second panel shows Spider-Man pointing and saying, "NOT BEFORE SHE GETS IT FROM ME". The third panel shows the woman covered in white goo, with the text "SPIDERMAN HE DIDN'T MEAN THAT".

Lady memes

Balance

Funny but sad. · 7 years ago

An old lady in the bank told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

Community talk

Ladies and gentlemen of the forest, let us take a moment to reflect on the astounding uselessness of this creature we call 'the bear.' What does it truly contribute, besides noise, mud tracks, and an endless appetite for honey? It claims strength, yet spends half its life asleep. It claims dominance, yet the most impressive thing it can do is knock over a picnic basket and pretend that’s a skill.

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