Kurt Cobain

Kurt Cobain Jokes

Shotgun

Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.

His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."

Difference

What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died.

Shot

I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.

Emo kid

What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?

They both smell like "Teen Spirit."

Suicide

What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

Hole

Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?

A: “Holes gonna be big.”

Difference

What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.

Shot

Me: Cobain!

Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.

Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.

Shotgun

Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?

Because he's always calling shotgun.

Shotgun

I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?

Kurt Cobain's microphone.

Eye

What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!

Brain

What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?

There's brains all over the place.

Brain

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

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