Knievell jokes
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
It's true, you know. Stephen Hawking has been up more ramps than Evel Knievel.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she didn't have any arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled kids.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up?
She had no friends.
Knock Knock (Who's there?)
Not Sally...
Little Johnny's mom is taking a shower. Little Johnny walks in and asks, "What is that in between your legs?" Mommy says, "That is my keyhole." The next day, Little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and Little Johnny asks, "What is that in between your legs?" Daddy says, "That is my key." The next day Little Johnny says to his dad, "Looks like the neighbor has the key to Mommy's keyhole too."
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.