Kit jokes

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What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?

A Kit Kat

What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?

A Kit Kat.

I got my little girl a hand sewing kit for her birthday and she cried. I didn't understand why until I realized that she had no hands to sew with.

So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.

So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”

The principal's office smells nice.

Trees are just bushes with lift kits.

So, a guy walks into a gas station and walks to the person working and says, "Can I have a Kit Kat Chunky?" So she gets him one, and then he says, "No, I want a normal Kit Kat, you fat bitch!"

I don't got a pencil or pen in this bookbag. Added like ten to the clip 'cause it look bad. Don't give a fuck if you pissed, nigga, get mad. Or you can bitch and get killed with your bitch ass. Lil' bro got blood on his shirt with his Crip ass. Go write a diss and get murked, don't do shit ass. Bitch, I'm a star, I might burst with my stiff ass. Hop out the car like, "Who want it? Who with that?" I don't know nothin', I was gone when they did that. Bandana wrapped where my chrome and my wig at. If he want beef, hit his home with a Big Mac. Niggas be breakin' the code like a Kit-Kat. Runnin' your mouth like a ho get you bitch-slapped.

My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?

Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."

DEPRESSION SPEEDRUN starter-kit:

* Parental issues * Money problems * Genetic likeliness * Horrible friends * Annoying neighbors/classmates * School * Being alive * Actually being a good person for once * Giving a f#ck * War-ridden area * All future options kinda suck

What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?

KIT-KAT :p

"Break me a piece of that Kit Kat bar."

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!

Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!

Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?

Ken came in another box.

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