Kirk jokes

What is the difference between a black pilot and Charlie Kirk?

The black pilot is still alive.

I showed my family a few Charlie Kirk debates.

They called him a pain in the neck.

OK, bye.

President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."

That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.

If Charlie Kirk were a 5-year-old schoolkid being murdered, America would have moved on by now.

Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.

Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."