Kirk jokes

If Charlie Kirk were a 5-year-old schoolkid being murdered, America would have moved on by now.

I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.

Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.

Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."

President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."

That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.

What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.

Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.

But she has to. She's his mom.

Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It's called Finding Kemo.

What is the difference between R Kelly and Kelly Clarkson?

R Kelly hits on preteens, Kelly Clarkson hits on toddlers.