Kirk Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Murder

If Charlie Kirk were a 5-year-old schoolkid being murdered, America would have moved on by now.

Memes

Student

A meme showing text at the top that reads 'CHARLIE KIRK VS 25 WOKE STUDENTS'. Below the text, a group of young adults, dressed casually, sit in a large circle on chairs in what appears to be a warehouse or studio. In the center of their circle is a giant Ouija board, complete with letters, numbers, 'YES', 'NO', and 'GOOD BYE'. One large planchette rests on the board. The students look attentive, some holding what appear to be red folders or clipboards. The overall setting implies a debate or discussion.

Shot

I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.

Log

Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.

Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."

Memes

Sniper

An anime character, Usopp from One Piece, with a long nose, sits on a large cannon on a ship's deck. He looks wide-eyed and surprised as smoke billows from the cannon's barrel, implying a shot has just been fired or misfired. The caption reads, "the hired sniper after missing charlie kirk's ear".

Community

Charlie Kirk just got shot. rip.