There was a cheerio that had a job, he worked hard at it and the boss came up and promoted him to the vice president of the cheerios. So he needed a speech, he kept practicing and practicing and know he was thirsty. it was almost time for his speech. so he went to the drinking fountain but there was a huge line. So he went to the lake but he saw tons of garbage, and what he thought was a cereal killer. so he found this bowl of punch, but he relised... there was no punch-line
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
Murder is the same as suicide except the other person is doing it for you
I was eating my cereal while watching the news, then I saw my cereal on the news saying he was a SERIAL killer
The cops are still searching for my wife's killer. Luckily I already fled the country.
A killer gone up to 5 people and kill 4 of them there were 2 couples and 1 3rd wheel the 5th one was left single out...
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink? Killer Koolaid
Why did the murder invest in condoms?To kill the future buyers!
I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.
At night I became a mattress murderer
In the morning, I become a cereal killer.
Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.
