Karl Marx jokes

What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Marriage is like a deck of cards.

In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.

By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.

In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.

I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.

Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.