Karl Marx jokes

What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Marriage is like a deck of cards.

In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.

By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.

In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.

I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.

Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.

A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?