Karl Marx jokes
What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.
Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.
Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.
Marriage is like a deck of cards.
In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.
In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.
