Kaboom jokes

Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^

A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.

When you lose a game of Kahoot, so you kashoot up the school.