Justification jokes

What do you do when you see a kid alone? You beat them up and say, "It was self-defense!"

"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self-defense." -Techno

How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?

Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"

When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.

If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

Marriage is like a deck of cards.

In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.

By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.

It's just true.

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.