Justification jokes

What do you do when you see a kid alone? You beat them up and say, "It was self-defense!"

"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self-defense." -Techno

How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?

Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"

When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.

If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.

It's just true.

Don't criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes.

You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!

Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.

I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 5 percent?