Justification jokes

What do you do when you see a kid alone? You beat them up and say, "It was self-defense!"

It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.

Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.

CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.

Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.

The maid asked her boss, the wife, for a raise, and the wife was upset.

The wife asked, "Why do you think you deserve a pay increase?"

Maid: "There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said that?"

Maid: "Your husband."

Wife: "Oh."

Maid: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: "Who said that?"

Maid: "Your husband."

Wife: "Oh."

Maid: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you."

Wife: "Did my husband say that as well?"

Maid: "No, the gardener did."

Wife: "So how much do you want?"

If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.

When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.

Why do I support slavery?

Because I’m white.

How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?

Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"

Justice for all!

I just

Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.

Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.

No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.

It's just true.

"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self-defense." -Techno