Justification jokes

"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self-defense." -Techno

If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.

How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?

Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"

What do you do when you see a kid alone? You beat them up and say, "It was self-defense!"

When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.