June jokes

At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become.

On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again.

“Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.

What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.

Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?

Sally.

A little boy enters Michael Joseph Jackson's house with a doll, and Michael looks angrily at the boy. But the little boy says something that makes Michael jealous: "The girl is mine." Michael cries and asks the boy to leave. A child is saved, and more are, thanks to Conrad Murray and June 25th, dead pedophile day.

Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.

Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?

A: What.

Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?

If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.