June jokes

An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.

Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."

Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?

A: What.

Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?

Sally.

Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.

If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.

Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?

At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become. On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again. “Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.

Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)

May.

Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?

It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...

Why is there a big old gay parade on one of the first days of summer?

Pride always cometh before the fall.

What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.