June jokes
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.
Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."
Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.
At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become.
On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again.
“Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?
Sally.
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
May.
Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?
It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...
Why is there a big old gay parade on one of the first days of summer?
Pride always cometh before the fall.
May and its gang.
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Community talk
I promised myself dead 3 years ago on June 16th. 2:30am by cutting my throat. It is now March third 2026. I have broken a promise, for once. Breaking this promise feels good. I almost commited to the bit, therapy didn't help. Not a bit. But what I was thinking of were my animals. my friends and family. Knowing my mom would blame herself. my dad would start being more aggressive. my sister might have gone depressed. A… Read more
this is the first time a post has gotten to 1000 comments since june or something
as I have written it in the calendar, blach had his birthday on June 13th SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY BELATED and I guess today is Rapboats birthday SOOO HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYY🎉🎉🎉🎁🎁🎁🎀🎀🎀🎂🎂🎂