June jokes

At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become.

On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again.

“Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.

What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.

Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?

Sally.

Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.

Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?

A: What.

Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?

An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.

Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."

If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.

What do you call 6 gay men going to war?

Rainbow 6 Siege.

Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar?

Because he lost May!

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf.

Jack got high and dropped his fly, and Jill said "Where’s The beef?"

Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.

Can February march? -- No, but April may.