Jump Rope jokes
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.
What did the kangaroo 馃 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.
Son, he is dinner.
How do you poop?