Home Base jokes
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
Why did the orphan play baseball?
To find home base.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home base.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
The orphan was playing baseball. He hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.