007 jokes
James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
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