007 jokes
James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
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You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Seven is a registered six-offender.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?
Because 7 wanted to bring two knives for survival, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hated him, and didn’t have benign intentions.
Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered sex offender.
What do you call an under-the-weather seven?
A sick seven.