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Amaurotic Idiocy
1 month ago ·
  • I whopped my daughter's butt because she doesn't listen.

    I now have a court date for child abuse and crimes against a deaf person.

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    • Deaf Person
    • Daughter
    • Butt
    • Punishment
    • Crime
    • Court

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, slowpoke. The dad thought the kid was ignoring him, but she literally can't hear. You're probably as clueless as he is, but at least your ears work.

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