Adult entertainment jokes

How do you trick a Catholic priest into using the glory hole at an adult bookstore? Tell him it is a confessional booth.

What is a glory hole at the adult bookstore used for?

campaign contribution to the Republican Party.

What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?

Guardian of the confessional booth.

What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?

Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.

A husband walks into his house to find his wife watching Gordon Ramsay's F-king cooking show!

Husband: "Stop watching that f-king sh*t! You can't cook to save your life!"

Wife: "So what?! You watch porn, don't you?!"

Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.

Leave a like if you like sex and porn, and talk to me if you have any questions.

A: Why are you so sad?

B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.

A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?

B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!

What starts with "s" and ends with "erm"? SuperM.

This means both "matrix" and "master" so take out the "u" and then you just get "master". When you think of sperm, you think of porn. If you're a master at something, you're also a star at it. So you get porn star.

pornhub.com

Did you know they made a porn site for pirates?

It's called Heavy Arrrrrrg.

I want to be a pornstar. Even if I completely suck, they will still give me a firm raise.

"Black midget porn is in 911."

I once went to the bar for a pint, but the strippers there didn't have that much breast milk.

I suck poop in my butthole, aka porn.

If prostitution had a tax-exempt status, and if an adult bookstore had a tax-exempt status because of a glory hole, churches would have to do something else to keep their tax-exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business.

Why does a married heterosexual man want an anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside an adult bookstore?

Because he doesn't want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man.

What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them.

Did you ever receive an anonymous blowjob from another male under the handicapped stall inside the public men's restroom at a rest area and did you have an orgasm and was it the best orgasm that you ever had?