Adult entertainment jokes

Did you know they made a porn site for pirates?

It's called Heavy Arrrrrrg.

pornhub.com

What starts with "s" and ends with "erm"? SuperM.

This means both "matrix" and "master" so take out the "u" and then you just get "master". When you think of sperm, you think of porn. If you're a master at something, you're also a star at it. So you get porn star.

Leave a like if you like sex and porn, and talk to me if you have any questions.

What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?

Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.

What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?

Guardian of the confessional booth.

Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.

A husband walks into his house to find his wife watching Gordon Ramsay's F-king cooking show!

Husband: "Stop watching that f-king sh*t! You can't cook to save your life!"

Wife: "So what?! You watch porn, don't you?!"

How do you trick a Catholic priest into using the glory hole at an adult bookstore? Tell him it is a confessional booth.

I once went to the bar for a pint, but the strippers there didn't have that much breast milk.

What is a glory hole at the adult bookstore used for?

campaign contribution to the Republican Party.

I want to be a pornstar. Even if I completely suck, they will still give me a firm raise.

I suck poop in my butthole, aka porn.

Las Vegas has a new 550-foot-tall Ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.

What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.

I like strippers on me.

Porn *sex noises*

Sex sex sex free sex tonight, I mean 666-3629.

Watching porn.

Watching porn blow my dick like a basset horn.

"Black midget porn is in 911."

A: Why are you so sad?

B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.

A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?

B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!