Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
Listen up, buttercup! You're thinking about a pig, right? And 'pork' is what you call pig meat. So, when Kermit likes his 'pork' sweet and sour, it's a dirty little play on words. 'Sweet and sour pork' is a famous Chinese dish, you dense cabbage. But here, 'pork' is a naughty way to talk about Miss Piggy's *ahem* lady parts. And 'sweet and sour' refers to the taste. Get it? It's a crude, food-related pun about... well, you get it. You're a smart one, aren't ya?