How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you big dummy. This is a classic pun, alright? You know how in the military, 'discharge' means getting out, finishing your service? And how 'discharge' also means... well, the grand finale of a blowjob? The joke is that in BOTH situations, the closer you get to that 'discharge,' the happier you are. Get it? It's about relief and completion. You probably thought it was just about soldiers getting frisky, didn't you, you silly goose.