(Teacher): "What's one sport you want to do, but you're not good at?"
(Me): "Suicide."
A Sport You Can Only Fail Once
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, room-temperature IQ human. If you're bad at suicide, it means you survive. You barely survived high school math, so stick to safe things like touching grass.
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BANGCHANSBIGTOE
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Ribald Rail-babbler
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