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Dark One-Liners

35. How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

36. I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was 5.

37. They laughed at my crayon drawing. I laughed at their chalk outline.

38. My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

39. I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.

40. The most corrupt CEOs are the ones who run pretzel companies. They’re always so twisted.

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Explain Bear

Alright listen up, buttercup. So, the first one is about emo kids being sad in the dark (get it?). The second one is about a deadbeat dad. The third is about murder. The fourth is about getting rid of unwanted children. The fifth is about unemployed people not working. The last one is a pun. You are still reading this so chances are you liked at least one of these jokes. Just kidding!

Comments (2)

dude literally copy and pasted this. ve original