Bibi's Valentine's Day Puns

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  • How Bibi celebrates Valentine's Day:

    “I want to nutinyahu.”

    “I’d blow up a school for you.”

    “Can I be your ‘chosen person?’ 👉👈”

    “I wanna bibi inside yo pp.”

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, simpleton. The joke makes crude, dark puns out of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin 'Bibi' Netanyahu's name and controversial military actions for Valentine's Day. 'Nutinyahu' and 'Bibi inside yo pp' are low-brow sex jokes, while 'blow up a school' mockingly references warfare. It is edgy political humor, probably too complex for your tiny brain to process without crying.

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