Treasure Chest jokes

I was digging in my garden when I found a treasure chest full of gold. I was about to run inside and tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging in my garden.

When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.

What's the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a surprise when you find the treasure.

Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.

"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."

I was outside digging a six-foot hole when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole.

A man is digging in his garden and finds a gold chest. He goes to tell his wife.

Then he remembers why he was digging in the garden...

One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided to try to find the treasure.

After several hours they found the treasure. It was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friends wore the suit and hugged the other friend. They were both red.

I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.