Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a suprise when you find the treasure
When i was a child i was made to walk the plank.... We couldnt afford a dog
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
I was digging in my garden when I found a treasure chest full of gold. I was about to run inside and tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging in my garden
