Treasure Chest jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a surprise when you find the treasure.

When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.

Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.

I was digging in my garden when I found a treasure chest full of gold. I was about to run inside and tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging in my garden.

My family is like a treasure.

You need a map and shovel to find them.

Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.

I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

My family is like treasure. You need a shovel and a map to find them.

One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.