Little Johnny's Definite Accident

Teacher: Johnny, can you use a sentence with "definitely" in it?

Little Johnny: Do farts have lumps in them?

Teacher: Of course not, Johnny.

Little Johnny: Then I’ve definitely shat myself.

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Explanation

The humor comes from the unexpected and vulgar punchline. Little Johnny cleverly uses the teacher's question about 'definitely' to reveal he's had an accident, turning a grammar lesson into a crude joke.

Comments (4)

One of my favourite