one day the teacher said "there are 3 birds on a wire, a shooter shoots one. how many are left?" the teacher calls on lil johnny. "none" the teacher said ''no but try again'' lil johnny says " none bc if u shoot one the rest get scared and leave" the teacher said'' not quiter but i like the way you think" lil johnny then says " alr teacher i have one for you. there are 3 women sitting on a bench, ones sucking it. the other its licking it, and the last on is bitting it. witch one is married?" the teacher then says "the one sucking it ofc" lil johnny then says "no the one with the ring but i like the way you think"
Comments (11)
Mike hunt
kill yourself
hahaha_useless
he forgot abt the ice cream
Adam Khan
This joke sucks but I like the way you think
that one guy
my god that was funny
Anonymous
U spelt which wrong lol
Ur mom
XDXDXD true
Anonymous
I just died laughing omg lol
That_One_Chick
who ever mike hunt is......... you fucking suck...nevermind you cant suck cause you cant get a man or a woman to fucking suck on cause your so fucking lonley that you dont have any fucking thing to do with you life exept try to make peoples lives that you dont even know what the FUCK they are going through and all you prolly do all day is sit in your moms fucking basement on your fucking old ass lawn chair watching fucking sponge bob all day and eating fucking ice cream and fucking cheetos
That_One_Chick
SO DONT FUCKING TELL PEOPLE TO KILL THEIR SELVES CAUSE YOU MIGHT SAY IT TO THE WRONG PERSON
Graye Bby
@That_One_Chick lol pop off emo
tanner
thats hot