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Nuns and Hoes Common Ground

    • In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?

    They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.

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    • Explanation

    • This joke plays on the surprising similarities between nuns and prostitutes, highlighting the shared actions or vows they take. It uses a comparison of religious and sex work contexts to create humor with unexpected parallels and innuendos. The final line is a double entendre, with "swallow their hosts" referencing both the act of oral sex and the consumption of the Eucharist in Catholic tradition.

    Comments (71)

    • i like how many ways you came up with🤣

    the last part got me with a disappointed face

    i js need to understand this

    just stuff about how he’s so regretful

    he said he wanted to call and talk about it

    i guess i’ll call him tday and see what he wants

    weve been talking cus im js tryna understand this

    what’s he been saying

    idk i cant help but believe him tho

    he’s trying to get your sympathy

    he just wants you to feel bad so you beg for him back

    he saying how he hates himself for the things hes done and that he cant continue to talk to me cus he doesnt want to hurt me but that if he can get his shit together maybe hell come back

    mal you deserve so much better

    he’s never going to change

    it just doesn’t work like that

    hating yourself for something bad you did doesn’t erase it

    hes trying to be better

    he’s avoiding the problem and running away from it

    ill do whatever it takes to help him

    i promised him that and i dont break my promises

    mal he’s just going to hurt you

    he’s not a good person you deserve better

    he doesn’t even want you anymore

    he’s leaving you

    he said hell be back tho

    hell be back to check in

    Anonymous

    he doesn’t even want you anymore

    unless idk ig did he like

    he’s done and you should be too PLEASE

    it’s just gonna hurt you

    i know what it’s like

    it isn’t your fault

    did he say he doesnt want me

    he doesn’t deserve you

    mal you deserve so much better

    ik i sound stupid but i dont want better

    and that sounds so horribly stupid

    and idk how to get past that

    even if what he said he feels wasnt real

    Wakeful Sengi

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