My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back.
The humor comes from the unexpectedness of the situation. The listener expects the girlfriend to come back for emotional reasons, but she's actually crawling back because her wheelchair was stolen.
NewYorkGuy28
Thats fucked up but very funny
T.M.
Right!?! I love it!!!
ANoNyMoUs
Not me!
Come on
Not everybody gets it
David
Lmao
jade
-_-
ben dover
lol
hdydg
nice
tj
like it
Cameron
Lol!!
.
everyone knows that joke its vey common
UR MOM
I don’t even get that joke in what world is it funny
tyrone
i like poo in bums lololololol
LogicalMike
Lmao
Bakugo.K
@URMOM stfu its funny as hell
Dlo
OMG
Lust
oh LORD
trenton
-_- really
Gwen
It is not funny to make a joke out of someone who is in a weelchare. Just giving faxs!
....
oml if you can't take a joke, then just leave smh
prince/ shortie
Gwen there not being mean Laughing out loud!
Lisa konie
Lmao this is so funny
Toby :)
Lmao nobody: my dad after 17 years of getting the milk when mom is about to get married:
idciloveit
LOL love this joke
Dup
My God, that was actually cool
Anonymous
THATS REALLY FUCKED UP BUT STILL IT WAS KINDA FUNNY YOU BI**H
The_G_y_C0us!n
Damn-
Anonymous
Good one
ian_mehser
T_T i have no girlfriend in the first place
Anonymous
I gotta give a reward to ya.
Pullout King
@Gwen Shut the fuck up before I kick you out of your wheelchair ♿️👩🦽🦼🦽
KKwow 💀
Wow 🤣🤣🤣
Daddy
I would come fucking you back
😱 I am scared.
this is sad but funny
Your mom died (indian)
Im the one who posted this joke. By the way, this is a joke don't get to offended plz.
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Annoying
fucked up but funny😌😏
Anonymous
Fuck yea
Anonymous
deez
deeeez nuts
lmao
Yo Mama
I read this before but it is still hilarious
Yo Mama sucs Deez Nuts
Hilarious
Mother fucking turkey
True
UNKNOWN
I agree
Ashton Parkes
any girls here that are on this
🖤ɖǟռɢɛʀօʊֆ💰
ashton stop being desperate, just cool out
Quandale dingle
Amazing
The red spy in the base
I am crying it's so beautiful
Anonymous
this is gold
Fortiniyt or le babg
How did she actualy survive lol
Hailey ❁
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
INKVILLE
FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Your mom smart???
Why are people getting offended they're not even speaking of a specific person but a fictional character?
Anonymous
who?
Anonymous
I agree UR MOM
teehee balls
Glorious
bruther
guess you could say, YOU dumped HER
Answer that for me.
Bro is she a COD Zombie?
Anonymous
Can someone explain plz?!
I’M A RAPIST
Yep. You’re on the right website. That is morbid. Funny as fuck.
white guy
me when my hoez start playin wit my time
Anonymous
That's like one of tanners bad jokes from the stokes twins that's mean.
✨Jassy✨
thats fucked up
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
yeah like i fucked up ur moms P###sy
Baddie_love098
thats messed up bro
Anonymous
Damn wow
William afton
Don't know why there so many haters bit that's the best joke I ever heard
William afton
Don't understand why there's so many haters but it's a great joke also Freddy Fazbear's pizza existed government been hiding my pizzeria story I'm currently a SCP yes there real oh no there here goodbye
~meiko v3~
LMAO
Anonymous
That's fucked up
Anonymous
That's really fucked up
Anonymous
That’s fucked up bro. But funny-
yourmumsfat
Who ever spammed Lennie faces fuck off
Hey oh HEEEEY
😂 that's fucked up
Anonymous
LOL
Anonymous
YOU COPIED IT DUMB AHH
Slender
Lol
Slender
So f***** up
ADHD autist
Your girlfriend came crawling back?
Hal from malcolm XXX
🤣🤣🤣
Tsukuyomi
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA
Anonymous
wow so clever
Amir De OG
Hahaha very gooding one sir!